A Tale of MacArthur*!

I tried. Believe me. And many people did. Why is it so hard for me... for us... to make you follow? You are such a hard-headed creature! Don't blame me if everyone dislikes you! It was you who gives out the creeps in us!

You keeps on coming back even if everyone is turning you away. I just can't believe your character! You are one great creature made with so little understanding. You just don't get it, do you?

It seems like you have a mind of your own. You don't follow directions from authorities — people who know what's best for you! How can you disobey order like that? I know you are created by someone, and I know you must only obey your own master... but for Pete's sake! What are you doing? Why do you disobey your master? And do you know what is the consequence for this? Creeps man! You are giving us creeps!

Haunting, isn't it? It was really creepy, actually. Your master should have already deploy you somewhere... Yes... somewhere... somewhere dark and smelly, and watery... where your own kind dwells... But hell NO!!! You are here!!! You are still here....!

I really can't stand you! I wished you'd be gone... forever! How can you do this to us? I know you don't have a heart... it shows, really... but this... with what you are doing... can't you see we are all disgusted!

No magic spell can make you disappeared. Believe me... I tried...: "I call upon all forces of nature... All spirits that dwell... Make this creature disappear... Protect me as I cast this spell..." *Poof* Nothing works... You're still here...

What can I do now? AM. I. LOST? AM. I. DEFEATED? T_T

Pressured. I am pressured. I know I must defeat you! I know I can make you go away and never ever come back! As of the moment... I am still trying to defeat you... Please... go away... I don't want to see you here! Please tell your master to never ask for your return... because I might bring you both to where you truly belong.


*A MacArthur is a fecal in a toilet bowl that keeps on coming back... sorry...


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NEWS FLASH: Megan Fox's Hot Images!

Hollywood, USA — A buzz is circulating right now in the world wide web that apparently, hot commodity and sizzling sexy hot actress Megan Fox has t0pless photos (yes, the one with no upper clothes on) posted in some websites. The Megan Fox t0pless body photos are said to be still photos taken from her upcoming movie "Jennifer's Body".

Megan Fox is a hot item today due to the success of the Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen in worldwide box-office. Could it be of some movie promotions? Or really some pervs out there leaked the photos?

"The photos looked weird... she has no ***** on that area," a twenty-something job seeker in Florida confessed. Apparently, as of this writing, the asterisks are still unknown.

"Whatever, she's still Megan Fox... and she's so scorching hot," a college football player butted-in during the interview. "She was like leaning on this some kind of fence at a lake and I was like 'whoa!'... I can't believe my eyes I am seeing Megan Fox's topless body!" The college football player also confessed that he was a virgin on these kind of things. It was Megan Fox's topless body that devirginized his eyes! Pffftt...

The Yatot Chronicles news department has been told that this college football player is now a renewed person (from geek to sleek), no thanks to Megan Fox's hot body that is!

For more information on this news item, you may search for that on google. It's not here. Sorry to disappoint you! click here! Clicking the link will be labeled as perv! Thanks!


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How to Confuse an Idiot?

Why are idiots always the laughing matter in a group of people having some chit-chat conversations? I really don't know and I really have no idea...!

I am guessing that there might be something in idiots that makes them curious on things... Maybe the video tutorial below could help you! Do you know how to confuse an idiot? Click on and you decide! Enjoy!

How to confuse an idiot video tutorial:




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"The Wedding" full trailer, casts, synopsis and information!

If you are going to be one of those June brides, what will you choose for your groom — a rich guy or a poor guy? Will it be love or bread? Or will it be the one you love or the one who loves you? Well... if you have the same dilemma, you are not alone!

"The Wedding" is ABS-CBN's newest original (not remake) romantic-comedy mini-series teleserye offering for June. "The Wedding" is the story of a girl named Candice played by Anne Curtis who will fall in love for two handsome guys — one is a prince named Warren, played Derek Ramsey while the other one is a pauper named Marlon, played by Zanjoe Marudo.



"The Wedding" Synopsis

Warren is Candice's ultimate crush. He is a swimmer, a rich guy and the perfect dream boy for Candice. But unfortunately, Warren is irritated of Candice's presence. He did not like her.

Then came Marlon, a hardworking engineer guy — a total opposite of Warren. Marlon likes Candice so much but she does not like him. Candice is irritated of Marlon's presence.

In this kind of setup. how will the rich guy finally fall for the woman he irritates with? How will the poor guy wins over the heart of the woman of her dreams? Who will Candice choose in the end?

Synopsis from wikipedia:

Candice de Menes (Anne Curtis), is a loving daughter who will do everything to prevent her parents from separating. In her desperate attempt to save her parents’ relationship, she will scheme her engagement to Marlon (Zanjoe Marudo), a poor engineer working for her father. Candice’s initial scheme develops into a full-fledged whirlwind romance leading to preparations for a real wedding to prove the true love they have found. But what if Candice’s first and great love Warren (Derek Ramsay), the Mr. Right she has waited for so long, returns to claim her back? What will Candice choose – a love worth fighting for or a love worth waiting for?


"The Wedding" also marks Ms. Eula Valdez's comeback TV series as a Kapamilya star. The theme song (OST) for "The Wedding" is "When I fall in Love" as interpreted by Yeng Constantino.

"The Wedding" cast of characters

Anne Curtis as Candice
Derek Ramsey as Warren
Zanjoe Marudo as Marlon
Michael de Mesa as Frank
Eula Valdez as Audrey
William Martinez as Sammy
Irma Adlawan as Grace
Baron Geisler as Monty
Desiree del Valle as Oona
G. Toengi as Cariese
Alwyn Uytingco as Clark
Hiyasmin Neri as Sophia
Zeppi Borromeo as Elvis
Katrina Gonzales as Ingrid
Gail Lardizabal as Hazel De Menes
Tetchie Agbayani as Natalie
Neil Ryan Sese as Charlie
Perla Bautista as Greta
Lito Legaspi as Lawrence
Mich Dulce as Tina
Luanne Dy as Vivien
Frenchie Dy as Marilyn
Macy Garcia as Kathleen
Nanding Josef as Bogart
Chinggoy Alonso as Orson

"The Wedding" Full trailer




via ABS-CBN's Team Kapamilya Multiply site.



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Writing tips from "William Forrester"

It was last Saturday when I finally watched the movie "Finding Forrester" on TV5, a local channel here in the Philippines. I haven't watched the movie before that's why I'm so glad that TV5 had a very good selection of films. I love the movie because it gave some tips on writing, maybe because one of the characters was a writer himself.

Anyway, I watched the movie from the beginning, but unfortunately, I never finished the last ten minutes of it. I fell sleep on the sofa. Har har har. So, I had to ask my brother what happened at the end of the movie. But of course, I won't tell you because this is not a movie review for "Finding Forrester". Before the writing tips taken from the movie, here are some little information about the film.

"Finding Forrester" is the 2000 film about a teenager who befriends a reclusive writer, William Forrester, played by Sean Connery. William Forrester is a fictional character by the way. And that's it! And now for the writing tips from William Forrester himself.

WRITING TIPS FROM WILLIAM FORRESTER:

• No thinking — that comes later. When it comes to writing something, William Forrester suggested that let your fingers do the work. No thinking is allowed when you write. Just write as freely as it should. There are times that when you think something to write, you get blocked. Here comes the writer's block dilemma. A writer's block is something that a writer should not experience, because writing is his/her life. When the writer's block occurred to a writer, especially when he/she is a season writer... surely... it's the end of the world!

• You must write your first draft with your heart. There is nothing like your first time... draft that is! The first draft is always the basis of writing a novel, an essay, a poem or even a blog entry! Writers would always suggest that you always make your first draft with all your heart! Why? Because, there is truth in writing when you write from the heart. The fiction can become so real when every writer, blogger or author writes from the heart! Do you think this blog entry is written with all my heart? Hahaha... you decide...!

• You rewrite with your head. Okay, so finally had your first draft! The next step is to re-read your work and rewrite something if you have missed out one part or you thought of another storyline or you have thought of another information that you might just wanted to add. Edit or proofread your work... that is very necessary in writing! You edit and proofread with your head... You use your editing knowledge and proofreading skills for this part! Scan for misspelled words... There is nothing like a perfect writing... or at least an almost perfect one...

• The first key to writing is... to write, not to think! That's why it's called WRITING!!! Otherwise... it will not be called that way... Writing sometimes involves different writing media — pens, pencils, typewriters, computer keyboards — whichever media you prefer... as long as you only write... you are not violating anything! Don't you just love the way your fingers do the keyboard strokes when you type? Or perhaps... Don't you just love the sound of typing? Scribbles, perhaps? Writing always starts with a move of one finger and then followed by the next. If your finger do not move, no writing will be done.


So there. I hope you have learned something from William Forrester himself. I only do the expounding of ideas, because those are what I've have learned from him. Give me your thoughts on these. Thank you for reading!



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A Facebook Balagtasan Face-Off!

A wall post on my facebook account written by a friend has resulted from a balagtasan face-off between me and my high school friends. It may sound so nosebleed but I really enjoyed having a balagtasan encounter with them.

For those who do not know, a balagtasan is the art of having an argument to people done as if reciting a poem that centers at a particular topic. The following is our facebook commenting/replying to my wall post, the balagtasan style (which by the way are written in Filipino language, so forgive me if you do not understand everything, thank you... =P):

It all started with this facebook wall post:

Ian De Jesus: HIGIT PA SAKAGALAKAN ANG AKING NARAMDAMAN NG AKING MALAMAN NA MAY MARINGAL NA HANDAANG MAGAGANAP PARA SA NALALAPIT NA PAGDIRIWANG NG IYONG KAPANGANAKAN...

LUBOS AKONG UMAASANG AKO AY IMBITAHAN MO :p

And the others followed, wahehhehe:

Ian De Jesus at 11:00am June 17:
*twinkling eyes*
_____________

Nheng Maravilla at 11:01am June 17: ahahahaha tunay ngang kaiga-igaya ang iyong tinuran ian.... naway maging masagana ang araw na yaon ... bow!!!!!
_____________

Ezekiel Manalaysay at 11:01am June 17:
@ian:
Ang iyong mga nasagap ay tila isang hinuha,
Walang kasiyahan ang sa aming tahanan ay nagbabadya,
Ang inyong lingkod po ay pupuntang Malaysia,
Magtatago at mangangalap ng mga ebidensya.

Sa darating at nalalapit kong kaarawan,
Huwag mag-alala at huwag magalinlangan,
Ako'y darating din naman kinabukasan,
Ngunit hindi ako manlilibre, wag ninyong asahan!
___________

Ezekiel Manalaysay at 11:04am June 17:
@marilyn:
Ikaw naman Marilyn, ang tagal mong hindi nagpakita,
Ikaw ang dapat manlibre, dahil ikaw ay may utang pang isa,
Kahit hindi ko kaarawan, ay nanlilibre ako, alam mo yan,
Matagal pa ang suweldo, kaya't huwag mo na ding asahan.
___________

Ian De Jesus at 11:06am June 17:
Ang gutom ay mapaparam
Ang uhaw ay matitighaw
kasabay ng halakhak at sayaw
ang maringal na kasiyahang... tila isang sorpresa

kapana-panabik ang bawat araw
nakaiinip ang bawat gabi

singdami ng bituin sa langit ang mga inanyayahan
sanglaksang pantawid gutom at uhaw ang ibubuhos ng villa manalaysay

kapana-panabik...
salamat sa napakaringal na kasiyahang magaganap

––––––––––

Ezekiel Manalaysay at 11:14am June 17:
@ian:
Tunay ngang sadyang ang gutom ay lilipas din,
Ang kasiyahan ay musika ng aking pagkagiliw,
Ang bawat araw na lumipas ay tila nga isang pananabik,
Ngunit isipin mo na lang, na ang bulsa kong walang paltik.

Kung singdami ng bituin ang aking iimbitahan,
Kulang ang villa manalaysay para aking handaan,
Oo nga't mayaman kami at prominente ang aming pamilya,
Ngunit, gaya nga ng sinabi ko, ako'y pupuntang Malaysia.

__________

Ian De Jesus at 11:18am June 17:
Malaysia isang bansa sa timog silang Asya
malapit sa mapa, ngunit malayo sa hinuha...

ngunit kung pasaporte ay wala , paanong itong naging pasya?
Isang magandang gunita ngunit tila isang bula

__________

Mikel Rodriguez at 11:20am June 17:
@ekey
ako ba ay iyong iimbitahan
sa iyong nalalapit na kaarawan?
ito'y tatanawing isang karangalan
ang ako ay mapabilang.

tunay na kaligayahan
aking mararamdaman
kung ako ay mapapaunlakan
sa pagdiriwang ng iyong kapanganakan

__________

Ezekiel Manalaysay at 11:24am June 17:
@ian:
Ang lahat ng bagay ay paraan,
Maari akong pumuslit ng walang nakaaalam,
Isa yata akong ninja sa aking nakaraan,
Kaya ang maipapayo ko lang ay walang pakialamanan.

@mike:
At sayo naman mike, itong para sa iyo,
Huwag kang makulit, hindi ka din imbitado,
Sinabi ng walang handaang magaganap, gago,
Huwag mong ipilit, baka masiraan ka pa ng ulo.

__________

Mikel Rodriguez at 11:32am June 17:
@ekey
masyadong matabil ang iyong pananalita
kung ayaw mong manlibre edi wag, gaga
sa sobrang kakuriputan, ikaw din ay mkakakarma
kung ang iyong kaarawan ay di bibigyang halaga.
hahaha...
___________

Ian De Jesus at 11:41am June 17:
isang pagtutunggali sa pamamagitan ng salita
matalim ang hinuha, tabak ang wika

manlibre ka na... lintik na makata
kundi'y magdarasal sa tuwina na hantik ika'y malapa

___________

Nheng Maravilla at 11:54am June 17:
gayun na lamang ba kung iyong balewalain

araw ng iyong pagsilang dito sa lupang ibabaw

sayang lamang kaibigan ang aming taos pusong pagbati.

at pagbibigay pugay sa iyong kaarawan na iyong tinatanggihan

kunsabagy nga naman aking mga katoto

ano ba nga naman kung atin na lamang palipasin

araw na tinuran, kaarawan ng isang natatanging nilalang

tinawag pang perfecto, puso'y kasintogas ng bato

harinawa ay dumating ang araw, sa tuwing darating ang buwan ng hunyo laktawan na lamang ang petsa ng pagsilang mo!!!!

___________

Ian De Jesus at 12:04pm June 17:
ekey oh ekey... naway iyong marinig
pagbuksan ng iyong puso at iyong dibdib

mga panaghoy sa kasiyahang iyong hinahalukipkip
naway ang iyong puso ay di magsikip.

Kaya nga't ipagkaloob ang aming minimithi
batid mong kami'y di mapili at laging ngingiti

titingin sa langit naway ikaw ay magising
baka bukas, kaibigay wala ka ng makapiling...

ihandog, magpasalamat, magsaya magalak
manlibre, magtiwala, magpasaya at wag magpaluha
_____________

Ezekiel Manalaysay at 12:49pm June 17:
@mike:
Hindi kakuriputan ang tamang pananalita,
Bagkus ang kawalan ng sapat na pera,
Hindi ko ipinagkakailang ako'y iyong binati,
Nagpapasalamat pa nga ako't sa bibig mo iyo'y namutawi.

Gustuhin ko mang ikaw ay ilibre ko,
Hindi ba't nasabi kong matagal pa ang suweldo?
Kung nais mong ikaw ay pagbigyan ko,
Maghintay ka lamang... malay mo?

@nheng:
Lubos kong ikinagagalak gayundin ang iyong pagbati,
Isa ka sa mga nakaalala, wala akong ibang masabi,
Nagpapasalamat ako't naalala mo din pala,
Ang aking kaarawan, oo, ay nalalapit na nga,

Ngunit gaya ng aking tinuran madalas,
Ang suweldo ay sadyang lumihis ng landas,
Kung ikaw naman ay sadyang makapaghihintay,
Panlilibre ko sa iyo ay hindi naman mawawalay.
__________

Ezekiel Manalaysay at 12:52pm June 17:
@ian:
Hahaha... ako'y napasaya sa mga nais mong ipabatid,
Alam mo namang ang pisi ko ngayon ay patid,
Kung ang mga panaghoy ay makapaghihintay lamang,
Asahan na ang hiling sa langit ay hindi nasayang.

Ano ba ang meron sa balarilang ito,
Tagisan ng mga salita, ewan natin kung sinong panalo,
Ngunit isa lamang ang tanging masasabi ko,
Kakampi ko ang mga salita, hindi ako patatalo.

Sa nalalapit na aking kaarawan,
Asahan na ang libre ay mahuhuli lamang,
Hindi ko alam kung kailan o kung paano,
Ililibre ko kayo ng isa-isa o isang bulto?

Hay, kung ano mang kasagutan ay hindi ko pa alam,
Basta darating ang araw, pasasaan pa yan,
Napakatalas na ng aking isipan,
Salamat sa balarilang tinuran.
____________

Ian De Jesus at 1:12pm June 17:
Ang hiwaga ng tinuran
ang salamisim ng pangarap
sadyang tutularan
aangkinin ang sarap

kahit ano pa mang dahilan
inisip, tinuran upang libre't di malasahan
gipit man sa ngayon... ikaw lang nakaaalam
nawa'y gutom sa gunita nami'y iyong maparam

kami'y laging naririto, nakahimpil
nagmamasid
alam naming kung kailan ang iyong sweldo
di nalilingid at kami'y kakapit

kundi sa tiyak na araw ng kapanganakan
gutom at sakit ay matitighaw...
tiyaking tutuparin ang pangako
at kamiy maghihintay sa gayong araw...

mga salita'y may kurot, may hapdi
may pait...
naway sa mga susunod na araw kabusugan ang
kapalit

I have a feeling that this is not yet over. Hahahaha. Have a nice day!

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NEWS FLASH: Robert Pattinson has a twin brother!!!

Manila, PHILIPPINES — Apparently, we have received some reports that "Twilight" and "New Moon" big star Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen, the shining, anemic vampire of the Twilight Saga has a twin brother!!! Yes! You read it, right! Robert Pattinson has a twin brother! And not only that... the twin brother also has the same career as Robert. According to our sources, the "twin brother" is also an actor, a character actor, living in the Philippines!!!

"I can't believe it, but it's true... I never thought our beloved Robert Pattinson has a twin brother," exclaimed by a die-hard Edward Cullen fan in New Mexico. Netizens in the US are claiming that this actor from the Philippines is really Robert Pattison's twin, but they have no proof that these two are very much related to each other!

"We can't really tell how much these two gentlemen are related," a profiler in Las Vegas initiated in an interview. "But we can tell from their similarities — facial features, career paths, skin tone and physical characteristics — that the two boys we are investigating here are very much related. Only a DNA test can prove our gut feelings."

Reports has been circulating all over the Internet that Hollywood star Robert Pattinson is going to the Philippines to confirm all the netizens' allegations of him having a twin brother. A reliable source has confirmed us that Mr. Pattinson is set to meet his alleged twin brother in the Philippines sometimes in the last week of June or the month of July! As of this writing, no confirmations yet has come from Mr. Pattinson or to the alleged twin brother.

Below are the undated photos of Mr. Pattinson and his allegedly "twin brother" Ryan Eigenmann, a character in the Philippines. Observe and compare.

Robert Pattinson aka Edward Cullen

Ryan Eigenmann, an actor in the Philippines, the alleged "twin brother"


Robert Pattinson and Ryan Eigenmann comparative side-by-side pictures

Anyway, here's the official movie trailer of "New Moon" for those who wasn't able to watch it on youtube! Enjoy watching!





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This time it's something more...

Guess who's baaahhh-aaccckkk? Could you give me a hug?

After more than one month of hiatus (due to work-related mind pre-occupation), I'm finally back to the world of blogging... I miss blogging sooooooo much... I have so many things to say, I have so many things to tell, I have so many stories to blurt out... but before anything else... I would like you to see my newest template... it's kinda orangey... but I like it! Hehehe...(of course you cannot see this new template if you are just reading this on your email... so better get in here, fast! hehehe...)

Photo source: http://www.hugmedolls.com/

My newest template is supposed to something like this one —> http://www.sentralinfo.co.cc/, which I already have on my practice blog... However, there is one code or script I cannot delete to this blogsite to make the template from my practice blog work! So I decided to make the template orangey! Nyahahhaha...

Anyway, as I promised, I'm back... but I don't know until when... nyahahha... so for now, just savor the moment that I'm back... who cares anyway if I'm back or not! wahehehhe... I just want to tell everybody that I'm finally back!

Now, what's in store, now that you are back?
Good question, actually! I kinda like it! Okay, so what's in store for this blog now that I am finally back to blogging... hmmmm... lets see... if you have noticed, this blog's description says... "This time it's something more..." it has ellipses for blogging's sake... but what's that ellipses mean?

You fill in the blanks... the blog's description would kinda reveal that this new blog format would be something more (insert best adjective to describe it) kind-a-blog... I won't give any details because I want to surprise myself also with what will happen next on this blog... all I can think of right now that this blog would be something more... it could be:

• something more CREATIVE;
• something more WORTH-READING;
• something more EXTRAVAGANT;
• something more EXCITING; or
• something more SENSUAL O_O!!!

Who knows? That's I why I just left the blog description that way... hehehe... Anyway, back to what's in store for this blog... Well... June is my birthday month... and I wanted to give something for a lucky blogger in return... as a token of loyalty to my readers who keeps on coming back here for more (even though I... I will be announcing the blog contest soon... I just want to make this very special... Hehehe...

Uhmm... what else... oh... the magazine format is gone... and I will focus on something people might relate to and can easily understand... *zipping mouth* hahhahaha! I wanted to make connections to the blogosphere... I wanted to connect to my readers and followers... this change is for the good... I wanted to tell stories... and maybe give some blogging tips as well... this change is for the better... aaaawww!

So there, now that I'm back... could you give a hug or two? hahahahaha...


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Watch "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" movie online for FREE!

Who could ever not forget that one liner from the famous cartoon all-American heroes in the 80's, "Yo, Joe!" "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" is the 2009 action-thrilled packed movie this summer season!!! That's how I described this movie the moment I saw this awesome trailer below. As the movie trailer goes, "When all else fails, they don't!" "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" will never fail moviegoers to watch this, definitely! Below is the movie trailer and special casting member presentation video of the movie "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"!



• Watch G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra special casting member presentation.




• Watch G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra movie trailer sneak peak!



If you want to watch "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" movie online for free, here's your chance to watch it. Below is the said link.

• Watch "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" movie online for FREE

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